Wednesday, February 11, 2009

The Boy Who Cried "I Need a Bailout"

Wait, salary cap?
I don't need that gov money
as much as I thought.




http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/11/business/economy/11wall.html?ex=1392008400&en=fe421f58e41f7a1d&ei=5124&partner=digg&exprod=digg

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

No, No, You Totally Need To Keep That House in the Hamptons

Health care = human right?
Somehow inferior to
bank exec bailout.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/08/fashion/08halfmill.html?_r=3

Monday, February 9, 2009

WOW

Indian culture:
feasts of gyrations and thrusts
amaze and confuse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYzo1NebtDk&NR=1

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Greetings

I am a first time blogger, and I rarely read other blogs, except for http://greeninc.blogs.nytimes.com/

Anyways, I guess I should introduce the blog. If you're ever feeling cynical or down about the way the world works and you want to poke fun at a piece of daily news in a creative, poetic fashion, consider posting a haiku on that topic here. Let me know if you'd like to be an author too.

I suck at poetry so if you don't contribute you're stuck with my content...

Blagojevich arrested on federal charges

Blago blago blago
You screwed the democrats
Do not drop the soap